Do NOT seek the (National) TREASURE!!!
do NOT seek the (national) TREASURE!!!
OY!!!!
I was "lucky" enough to see a free premiere screening of possibly the worst film of all time last night---NATIONAL TREASURE 2: THE BOOK OF SECRETS.
Sure, the first NT was a lame-brained peice of doo, but at least it was mind-numbingly entertaining.
EPISODE 2, however, was just...well...imagine having shite shot in your face by a high-powered hose for 2 hours.
It was like that.
OH! And I refer to is episode 2 since, YES!!!, they set it up for a TRILOGY.
God willing, part 3 will never happen.
But I think God may be dead--its the only explaination for this film.
Tell EVERYONE you know NOT to see this movie.
NOT in the THEATER!
NOT on DVD!!
NOT for free on TNT in a year and a half!!!
Thank you all.
OY!!!!
I was "lucky" enough to see a free premiere screening of possibly the worst film of all time last night---NATIONAL TREASURE 2: THE BOOK OF SECRETS.
Sure, the first NT was a lame-brained peice of doo, but at least it was mind-numbingly entertaining.
EPISODE 2, however, was just...well...imagine having shite shot in your face by a high-powered hose for 2 hours.
It was like that.
OH! And I refer to is episode 2 since, YES!!!, they set it up for a TRILOGY.
God willing, part 3 will never happen.
But I think God may be dead--its the only explaination for this film.
Tell EVERYONE you know NOT to see this movie.
NOT in the THEATER!
NOT on DVD!!
NOT for free on TNT in a year and a half!!!
Thank you all.
3 Comments:
I learned from working at movie theaters that there is no such thing as a free bad movie...
New feature on the Conspiracy Blog -- movie reviews! Yay, Danno! More, please!
Quicke-review:
THE MIST
SO good and engaging that by the end I was crying and wanted to throw up at the same time.
...but in the GOOD way.
Easily the BEST film of the year.
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