Don't Do What "DONNIE DON'T" Does...
Quick reviews from the world of second-run theatres and bootleg DVD screeners....
BEOWULF--
Robert "Special Effects" Zemekis brings us an age-old tale of men and mosters and a Barbie doll with high-heels that LITERALLY comes out of its heels. OH! And it has Angelina Jolies head. (Cause who's second on the list after Barbie for "unreal expectations of self-image for little girls"?)
Honestly, I dont know that I can properly review this movie since it was made for a 3-D IMAX screen. I saw it at the Roseville 4 dollar theatre which offered neither 3D glasses, nor does it have an IMAX screen (which lead to a good 1/3rd of the movies action taking place with the HEADS OF THE CHARACTERS CUT OFF!!!).
I will say this---John Malkovich should NEVER be let within 500 miles of film shoot EVER AGAIN!
JUNO--
Whats more fun than teen pregnancy?
NOTHING!
You've earned that little golden oscar nod, Diablo.
The Christian right thanks you more than you'll ever know.
BEOWULF--
Robert "Special Effects" Zemekis brings us an age-old tale of men and mosters and a Barbie doll with high-heels that LITERALLY comes out of its heels. OH! And it has Angelina Jolies head. (Cause who's second on the list after Barbie for "unreal expectations of self-image for little girls"?)
Honestly, I dont know that I can properly review this movie since it was made for a 3-D IMAX screen. I saw it at the Roseville 4 dollar theatre which offered neither 3D glasses, nor does it have an IMAX screen (which lead to a good 1/3rd of the movies action taking place with the HEADS OF THE CHARACTERS CUT OFF!!!).
I will say this---John Malkovich should NEVER be let within 500 miles of film shoot EVER AGAIN!
JUNO--
Whats more fun than teen pregnancy?
NOTHING!
You've earned that little golden oscar nod, Diablo.
The Christian right thanks you more than you'll ever know.
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